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"""Our toes look nothing like that!"" - Camels"
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"When a group of mercenary electric powered robot horsemen attack... ...is it a charge charge charge?"
"What rhymes with left and means steal? theft"
"What do you call a midget psychic on the run? A small medium at large."
"Two ants, Jack and Rose, are sitting on a leaf on water. Suddenly, a small tide comes and upturns the leaf. Only the girl ant sinks... ...because the other is a buoy ant"
"Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!"
"Dance like you won't be turned into a gif."
"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they'll just beat the room for being black!"