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Joke of the Day

"Dance like you won't be turned into a gif."

"JFK and Abe Lincoln were two of the greatest president of all history. I think it's because they were so Open Minded."

"What is it called when a chemist has a really great winter break? Litmus"

"Whats similar with a Dick and a Rubik Cube? If you play with it, it gets harder..."

"[2 detectives are at a murder scene] ""my god Wilkins. Are you thinking what im thinking?"" ... ""a lasagne driving a car?"" ""Exactly"""

"What is a pirate's favorite element? Argon"

"""I'll sleep when I'm dead."" - People who don't understand sleep. Or death. Or expressing themselves without the use of cliches."

"The Silent Wife Father : hey Son! why is your mother sitting so silent today? Son: nothing Dad. She asked for lipstick and i heard "" GLUE STICK "" Father : God bless u son !!"

"once there was a king He was very Poor"

"Broke a mirror today Seven years bad luck, my lawyer says he will get it down to five"