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Joke of the Day

"Stupid people need a CPU upgrade, colorblind people need a GPU upgrade. Just thought of this a few minutes ago, thought you guys might like it."

"what's the fastest animal in the world ? An Ethiopian Chicken"

"[OC] I found a dead bird outside. It smelt fowl."

"When someone yells ""STOP!"" I never know if it's Hammertime or if I should collaborate and listen."

"My friend threw a block of cheese at me today....... I said 'that's not very mature'"

"Music is like people, the black notes are the fastest"

"Who is the bees favourite pop group ? The bee gees !"

"Ellen Pao couldn't become a Miss America, so instead she became a Miss Ogynist."

"A lot of people say I'm condescending... (That means I talk down to people)"

"What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin? A Tourist!"