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Joke of the Day
"Pretending to hold the elevator while secretly pressing ""close door"" is an art."
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"I like my games like I like my women cheap and used"
"At my mom's house. Just asked if we could record Dateline and she said she doesn't have a blank VHS tape and now my left arm is numb."
"I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum dum dum dum dum dumb......"
"I have a button on my microwave that says stop time. I assume its for the timer but I don't touch it just in case."
"Large scale pot-growing bust on my neighbors property I was charged with planting evidence..."
"How does every racist joke start? *looks around the room*"
"Was just watching Animal Planet, and get this, hippos don't really eat marbles!"
"Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, ""You're next."" They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
"How did the dog make $10 It won second prize in a beauty contest."