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Joke of the Day

"At my mom's house. Just asked if we could record Dateline and she said she doesn't have a blank VHS tape and now my left arm is numb."

"""What are you doing tonight?"" Gonna smoke some Herb. ""Nice."" -guys who work in a crematorium"

"My friend says she's doing good but she means well"

"Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment? She loves cheap bills"

"What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog"

"My wife told me ""My gynecologist says I can't have sex for two weeks"" I said ""And what did your proctologist say?"""

"""Clue"" is a board game about people trapped in a house and one of them is a homicidal maniac who has just killed. Ages 8 and up."

"For me, the hardest part of the driving test was escaping before the car filled with ocean water."

"A dyslexic man ... ... walks into a bra"

"Envelope containing poop. Sorry for the shit post."