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Joke of the Day

"Ingredients for an apocalypse salad Edive, thyme"

"I'm absolutely sick and tired of my wife not cleaning out the coffee machine after she's finished with it. Grounds for divorce."

"I have had sex with so many other men this week I can't keep em all straight"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? None."

"Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming? He didn't see a porpoise..."

"Why did France really surrender to Germany? *Hitler was being Vichy.* [Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.]"

"The FAA has shut down airspace over Ferguson, which must be to stop the problem of people rioting and looting in the sky. #FergusonDecision"

"Why Indian restaurants are so good at JavaScript? Because they do curry so well"

"How big of a difference is there between the male and female reproductive system? There's a vas deferens."

"Ms Piggy... http://imgur.com/BtVKY"