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Joke of the Day

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"When is the only time a Muslim bets? When there is a prophet involved."

"What does Monica and Hillary have in common? They don't fuck Bill anymore."

"What's up with black people? They're not black... And they're not people."

"I'm not surprised the Seahawks chose to pass... Lynch was only there so he wouldn't get fined."

"Only is Adam and Eve were Chinese they would've probably ate the snake instead of the forbidden fruit."

"If i had a dollar for every Girl who found me unattractive... They will finally find me attractive"

"It was so difficult giving Dracula fellatio! I guess I went down for the count."

"Why did Lebron leave Miami? Because he just couldn't stand the heat"

"Boss: How come I don't see you doing any work? Me: Because you have no imagination!"