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Joke of the Day

"You'd think your skeleton would get soggy, but doesn't. Good work, skeleton."

"I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night."

"Lay with me until everything crumbles and nothing but creeping ivy shields us from the incessant chatter of wandering cadavers. Bring snacks"

"Typos. The Greek God of spelling errors."

"Calling someone 'one in a million' in China means they aren't that special."

"When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come.Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left."

"Can you get a tattoo on your penis? Yea, but it would be hard."

"A wife comes downstairs before a dinner date with her husband She asks, ""Do I look fat in this dress?"" He replies, ""Do I look dumb in this shirt?"""

"HEADLINE: Recent Studies Show Old White Dudes Possibly Becoming Obsolete. ""This is bad for everybody,"" say Old White Dudes."

"What do you call it when two Vietnamese people are together? A Nguyen Nguyen situation."