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Joke of the Day

"You'd think your skeleton would get soggy, but doesn't. Good work, skeleton."

"I thought I had life all sorted out, and then the wind blew."

"I am forced to give up golf after breaking my leg. I fell off the ball washer."

"Why was the umbilical cord sad? He got cut from the naval base."

"[snake charmer struggling to get snake to stand up] I swear this never happens"

"what jerk ever looked at a hamburger and thought ""you know what this needs? A nice, soft, warm piece of lettuce."""

"Did you hear about the Ramen warehouse that burned down? Dozens of dollars worth of Ramen was lost."

"Did you hear about the two junkies that fell in love? They tied the knot."

"I Have an EpiPen My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"Jeb Bush should come out as being gay to get the Jewish vote. Jews have a strong record of listening to flaming bushes."