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Joke of the Day
"Why did Lebron leave Miami? Because he just couldn't stand the heat"
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"If breaking a mirror is seven years of bad luck. What would have to break to give you 18? a condom"
"It's impossible for a woman to say I'm not overreacting' without screaming."
"Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel."
"A midget stepped on a fork... It nearly knocked him unconscious."
"If you're behind someone at an ATM at night, let them know you're not a threat by gently kissing their neck."
"Did you hear about the preschool kidnapping? He woke up"
"The United Kingdom. A country whose name is now ironic."
"I can't believe they let people own guns. Public toilets are all the proof we need that humans have horrible aim."
"2016: Trump elected 2018: Border wall completed 2020: Mexico takes Gold, Silver & Bronze in Pole Vault at the Summer Olympics"