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Joke of the Day
"What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like? Little seizures."
Next Joke
"How do you know a introvert likes you... He stares at your shoes instead of his."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? I forget how jokes work :/"
"How do astronomers organize a party? They planet."
"Three Mexicans walk into a bar."
"""Nope. Nope. Yeah right. Nope. Close! Nah. Nope. Almost! Hahaha, you're terrible at this."" - piece of popcorn stuck between teeth."
"I bet hell is full of morning people and obsessive compulsive facebook pokers."
"What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida? Osama-Been-Loggin'"
"Prank Caller- Hello! is your refrigerator running?? Me- No, but the dishwasher is.. Prank Caller- Huh??? Me- Yeah my wife's out on a jog..."
"What's brown and sticky? (not a stick) My Beyonce calendar"