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Joke of the Day

"Grizzlies are emerging from hibernation, so hiking in groups of 3 or more is recommended. Also not being the slowest one of the group."

"Apparently, Emma Watson is to star in the movie adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey. If this turns out to be true, by the end of that movie my peni$ will be fifty shades of purple."

"Sales of Advent calendars down by 80% this year It looks like their days are numbered"

"When I told my boyfriend love has to come from both ways... ...he suggested a threesome"

"Knock knock. Who's there? The pilot, let me in! Credit to: /u/Squidward_On_Drugs on an AskReddit thread, wanted to share with r/jokes"

"Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez? im farting carrots, im farting carrots..."

"Did you see the video of the woman who pushed a cop? She thought he would not fall because cops are above all laws."

"If I had a year to live, I would spend it with my ex... because it would be the longest year of my life."

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today. Should have cooked it on aloha teperature."

"Hey teacher, i made a clock! ""Did you say Allahu Akbar?"""