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Joke of the Day

"Grizzlies are emerging from hibernation, so hiking in groups of 3 or more is recommended. Also not being the slowest one of the group."

"On went on a cruise last week and fell into... the Aft hole. I was stuck in that aft hole for two weeks. Source: Impractical Jokers"

"I lost my grandmother last weekend. Seriously, I lost her. If you have seen her around please let me know."

"Why learn a second language, when you don't have anything interesting to say in your first one?"

"What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear? Hearing AIDS"

"Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games? All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America."

"Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No Miss the dress you're wearing looks fine."

"Why did.. Q : Why did Manchester United go to Stamford Bridge? A : Four Nothing"

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor."

"3 - DAD! HEY DAD! Me: Don't yell from the door son! Walk here and talk to me 3 - *walks over* 3 - I stepped in dog poop, what should I do?"