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Joke of the Day

"A Pokemon go user walks into a bar Because he was too busy looking at his phone to notice it"

"This is not funny. I thought you said your joke was funny. It's not my joke."

"Hate your job as a calendar maker?Need a way to get fired? Easy. ( _) ( _)>- (_) Just take a day off"

"There are two kinds of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information"

"Shout out to bicyclists that yell ""on your left"" as they pass me so I know which arm to clothesline them with."

"What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'? An Amish drive-by"

"It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard."

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"""Truth or dare"" ""Truth"" ""What's your credit card number"""

"How do you say goodbye to German cheese? Velveetazane"