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Joke of the Day
"This is not funny. I thought you said your joke was funny. It's not my joke."
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"I love when people say to me... Omg! Your so funny on FB. If they only knew about my awesome copy & paste ability..They could be just as funny!"
"What did Hitler call his records store? The Vinyl Solution."
"Patient: ""It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."" Dentist: ""I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."""
"True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people.. together."
"Thanks a lot bathroom doors with the gender written in weird symbols. I just want to pee, not solve a sudoku puzzle."
"All is fair in drunk and war."
"What do you call a wandering caveman? A meanderthal."
"What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans."
"Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world."