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Joke of the Day

"What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'? An Amish drive-by"

"What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !"

"Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic."

"Why can't a Mac sing? Because it's not Adele"

"Joke of the week... /r/leagueoflegends Lmow"

"Did you hear about the scientist who accidentally tripped into his cloning machine? He was really beside himself after that one."

"Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship? All they will do is fight tooth and nail!"

"Apparently the unbuttoning of a shirt and letting your hair down for a cop only works for women."

"What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer? I really like your logger rhythm!"

"Interestingly enough, you can get STDs from a toilet seat... But only if you sit down before the other guy gets off. Source: QI"