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Joke of the Day
"""Truth or dare"" ""Truth"" ""What's your credit card number"""
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"My whole life feels like when you're called up to the chalkboard to solve a math problem."
"Did you hear the one with the baby that had AIDS? Never gets old."
"A married man's prayer; Dear God, you gave me childhood, you took it away You gave me youth, you took it away. You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now... Just reminding you......"
"remember blowing bubbles as a kid? good. you should call him, he misses you."
"How does Frodo make his own food? Through Frodosynthesis"
"/r/pickle welcomes it's newest ally. It's always good to have clean jokes. I due urge the mods to add us to your sidebar, due to the fact that you are on ours."
"What is a happy cowboy's favorite candy? A jolly rancher."
"Why don't vampires go south of the border? Because every time they suck a Mexican's blood, they get the vshits for a month."
"Playing mini-golf with your family is a fun way to spend thirty-two dollars to watch your kid throw 18 tantrums in a row."