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Joke of the Day
"Why dogs are called K9? Because cats are K10"
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"Where does the Easter Bunny lay his eggs?! In the grass.. So WHAT DO WE SMOKE TO CELEBRATE?! [all the children] Grass?? Yessssss."
"A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Italian from New York were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them..."
"The second I sense someone about to ask for a bite of what I'm eating, I immediately shove the whole damn thing in my mouth & look baffled."
"Wanna hear a ghost joke? That's the spirit!"
"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector? Well, one is a toy-loving vapist..."
"I am good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know ""Y"""
"What was John Locke's favorite beer? Natty Rights"
"What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat? Grandpa. :("
"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog. A building can't jump."