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Joke of the Day
"How did Jesus feel when they crucified him? He was cross."
Next Joke
"We just had Christmas and now Easter is right around the corner. Hard to believe they crucified Jesus when he was only 4 months old."
"Go ahead, judge me. Wait, let me get my bat first. Alright, I'm ready now."
"Why are all jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women will not touch anything unless it is 10% off."
"Windows 7, windows 8, windows 10, Why did they skip 9? Because, 7 8 9..."
"How do you get an fat chick into bed? Piece of cake. Stolen from /u/No1ReallyCares' comment"
"Jesus has been living in my heart for years... ...and I still haven't received one rent check! No wonder they call him king of the Jews..."
"How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ? Because rolling stones gather no moths !"
"French Joke Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A. The French Army."
"I ran out of tortilla chips so I'm freebasing salsa."