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Joke of the Day

"Everyone in ""Star Wars"". Everyone in ""The Muppets"". Everyone in ""Game of Thrones"". This is now the first tweet with over 140 characters."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Briony ! Briony who ? Briony beautiful sea !"

"Who will win between Obama and Osama in chess? Osama, Obama is missing two towers."

"""my dad works at Nintendo"" ""No he doesn't ur such a liar"" *Donkey Kong walks in & takes off his hat & coat* ""Hey sport, good day at school?"""

"Hubs: There's nothing on TV *winks* Me: Remember last time? *both look at 2yo* Hubs: There's over 900 channels, we'll find something"

"What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Q: What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Ans: A guy will actually search for a golf ball."

"Three words to ruin a man's ego. ""Is it in?"""

"What did 0 say to 8 ? Nice belt"

"What does a rapper use to write their songs? Word,yo."

"What's Obama's Favorite TV Show? Game of Drones"