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Joke of the Day
"People Say It's Annoying When I Talk To Myself... Stop being so hard on yourself."
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"What do you call a self proclaimed straight woman? A liar"
"2 cats are racing across the English Channel, an English cat named ""123"" and a French cat named ""Un deux trois."" Which cat won the race? A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank."
"I don't want to know the truth. Lie to me and make it ok."
"[2 Years into Cosmetology School] Me:[applying perfect contours] When are we gonna start learning about space?"
"What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert? Boo-meringue"
"TIL people STILL tell Chuck Norris Jokes! And that when Alexander Bell first invented the phone, he found 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris."
"Why is a rat and a jew alike? you can find both running through the sewer after a nice hot shower."
"Just once I'd like to wake up as eager to start the day as my p*nis is."
"What's the difference between Trump and Hitler? Hitler started out as a good guy."