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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan? Cos the sine said so!"

"Don't trust atoms, they make up everything."

"My first time... My first time having sex and playing football were a lot alike... When it was all said and done I was exhausted bruised and bloody... But atleast my dad came..."

"If you think ""Terminator: Genisys"" is going to be bloody... ... just wait until you see ""Terminator: Leviticys."""

"An Atheist, a Crossfiter, and a Vegan walk into a bar... how do I know? Because everyone repost this joke everytime!"

"Reddit is so dark right now..... That it went to night school and got counted absent."

"Princess Dianna had dandruff They found her head and shoulders in the glovebox."

"The Seahawks beat the Panthers up so bad that people in North Carolina are wearing JE SUIS CAM t-shirts."

"In Soviet Russia, Turkey shoots you."

"I sent ten puns into a contest to see if one could win. No pun in ten did."