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Joke of the Day
"The Air-force Cadets get Red Bull in their ration packs Because apparently it gives them wings"
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"It's weird they report fantasy football during Sports Center. That's like the local news telling us how your SimCity is doing."
"Sometimes I feel like a real perv when I'm watching girls get dressed through a pair of binoculars"
"Nickelback jokes are the Nickelback of jokes."
"Im so glad I learned sign language its pretty handy"
"How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead? You poker face!"
"Two packets of crisps were walking down the street. A car slows down beside them and asks if they wanted a ride to where they were going. The crisps replied 'no, we're Walkers'"
"A man was arrested for publicly exposing himself to the ""wrong person,"" which implies somewhere out there the right person is waiting."
"What is the difference between a camel and a college student? Camel can go days without drinking!"
"How do you milk a sheep? With iPhone periph**e**rals."