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Joke of the Day
"So, an Irishman walks out of a pub... ... Hey, it could happen!"
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"A Jamaican is asked, use Dandelion in a sentence ... He then says ... ""The cheetah is faster dandelion"""
"I like the word ""panties"" so much I'm going to start using it in place of ""cool."" Friend: Check out my new car! Me: Oh man, that's panties."
"What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery? uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!"
"My Grandpa owned a hot dog chain in Germany... You might have heard of it...""Anne's Franks"""
"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? Pimples don't come on boys faces till they hit 13"
"I once met a man from Nantucket... ...He didn't understand limericks, either."
"Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider -- It has its own website."
"What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle? breaking the seal on a rock."
"""You haven't listened to a word I've said."" Strange way for my girlfriend to start a conversation."