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Joke of the Day

"Why does a Jew moan when he has an orgasm? Because it has to come from his own sack (Joke might work better in Dutch, where 'zak' means both sack and pocket)"

"What was the name of Gorilla's girlfriend Go-rilla"

"Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada? It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto"

"Where there is a will, there is usually a death."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool..."

"I have a joke Susan Boyle"

"Men who talk about how big their dick is actually have a tiny dick. Related: I'm hung like an Asian field mouse."

"I saw a list of what things cost in the 1930s. Great Depression or not, I find it hard to believe people couldn't afford a 20 cent steak."

"Safe to say a good 38% of my life is spent trying to sleep while the 18yr old stomps through the house like an angry triceratops."

"I found out today why my father never came home from the store.. The store had a no-return policy"