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Joke of the Day
"Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding? Because it was Low key"
Next Joke
"Me: oil change plz Toyota: it'll be $39 Me: cool heres my $2 off coupon 4 hrs later T: ur steering wheel fell off total is $2900 sign here"
"You look like a before picture."
"I owe a lot of money to a couple people you don't want to owe money to.... ... the winners of my fantasy football league"
"I kicked my rear-view mirror addiction... I'm never looking back."
"Frankenstein the Gardner why is frankenstein a great gardner????"
"The other day, someone called me an oxymoron. I was raging calm."
"I had my prostate examined the other day. After it was all over, the doctor left at the same time the nurse came in, and whispered the three words no one wants to hear. Who was that?"
"Why did god create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn! :D"
"What do you call an avid gardener? Herb"