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Joke of the Day
"Parallel parking reality show. Get on that."
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"Apparently, one in every two and a half men has HIV. Sorry, Charlie. ^^^Though ^^^I ^^^can't ^^^say ^^^I'm ^^^surprised."
"If you haven't woken up from a nap covered in stickers, did you even fall asleep while watching cartoons with your preschooler."
"Why can't Indiana Jones find a long lasting relationship? Bad dates."
"Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way"
"Commas are important. They are the difference between: You suck, Dick! and You suck dick!"
"Minecraft isn't wheelchair assessable."
"Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine? When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around"
"I Asked 100 Women Which Shampoo They Preferred? The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!"
"Vending machines are so homophobic. I'm sorry my dollar is not straight enough for you."