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Joke of the Day
"Why is everyone in an Internet cafe hungry? Server Not Found."
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"The reality is that a lot of girls out there just aren't prepared for a nice, decent guy."
"I ate a chocolate bar in bed last night & my wife said, ""you have a problem"" so I replied, ""no, you have a problem; I have a chocolate bar."""
"If everyone walked around with their orgasm face, no one would ever get laid."
"Whoa bltch you dont look like a 100 likes in person."
"How does Google translate ""ten dead American cops"" into any other language? \_()_/ "
"What was the lonely chemist looking for? AgF"
"How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!"
"What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart? Mind the GAAP."
"Dear media: There's nothing shocking about celebrities going topless, getting drunk, or falling over. nnLet me know when they read a book."