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Joke of the Day

"How does Google translate ""ten dead American cops"" into any other language? \_()_/ "

"If I am ever on life support, unplug me ... ... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"I thought about going into investment banking Then I lost interest."

"A cucumber made a dill with the devil. He's in quite a pickle now."

"Millenials won't get this one Their own home"

"Why did the chicken marry the crocodile? Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name."

"Zero word punchlines * Does this smell like chloroform to you? * I wonder what happens when I pull this pin? * Does this hurt? Comment some more!"

"Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer? He wasn't in the MahMoud."

"Knock Knock..."

"Jesus goes to a palm reader And she nailed it! Saw Gallagher last weekend and this had me in tears."