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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an alien that's also a pedophile? An Extramolestrial"

"I like to cover my tracks by ending all my Google searches with the word ""hypothetically"""

"I ran into my ex the other day... Then I put the car in reverse and backed into her again."

"A Jamaican went to the barber. It was a dreadful experience."

"Did you hear about the gay fisherman who went for a check up They said if he wanted to get better, he had to stop going down on all the docks."

"How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas? When there is no ""L"""

"What's the difference between my face and my jokes? People laugh at my face."

"The best way to get over someone is probably with your vehicle"

"Hey Southpaw, going to lunch? Of course, I also have the right ..."

"What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet? Reddish."