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Joke of the Day
"What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet? Reddish."
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"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there He said he couldn't complain"
"Teacher: Megan, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Megan: You said we had to do it without tables!"
"London Joke Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction? Because it was a-peeling on the Eye."
"Why is Xena never charged with any crime? Because she's Lucy Lawless"
"I'm 'confuses systems of measurement' centimetres old."
"I can't wait for the next Oscars dead-person montage when all the celebs Joan Rivers insulted have to applaud her."
"Last night,my friend changed all my contacts in my phone.I've been texted by Batman Donatello,Hermione Granger.I have no idea who they are."
"Most disgraceful joke I want to hear jokes that make your stomach churn, cringe, the most racist/sexist joke, jokes about absolutely everything and anything. I want them bad"
"I like to think of myself as a humble man. Actually, I just like to think of myself."