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Joke of the Day
"What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet? Reddish."
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"Things you need to know about me: 1- I'm lazy 2- hmm, one is enough"
"What does the Cajun ghost say? Beaux!"
"If a leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo."
"In WWII soldiers left burlesque magazines around so if an enemy found it he'd yell ""HOt DOG"" then howl like a wolf & give away his position"
"*First Date Her: Why are we at Home Depot? Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it."
"How do you get Jizz off of a Scrabble board? Don't bother. That shit's worth 29 points."
"Remake of Last tango in Paris butter scene What would the actress played by Maria Schneider say to Marlon Brando in the new version of famous butter scene: I can't believe it's not BUTTer !"
"It took me an hour to attach my watches to each other to make a belt. It was a **waist** of time."
"Yoga, a Hindi word meaning I hope I don't fart"