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Joke of the Day
"What did Nazis do to kids with ADHD/ADD? They sent them to concentration camps."
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"How do you get Reddit to improve their search function? Have CNN report on how bad it is"
"I just got back from my best friend's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service."
"[At Doctor] Me:I'm having chest pain Doc:Did you buy a new bra? Me:Yes! Thanks for noticing! Doc:I meant it could be causing the pain Me:Oh"
"If you have a six-pack and a friend drinks five of your beers, what do you have left? One less friend."
"So I visited Willy Wonka's chocolate factory the other day.. Yeah the snozberries really did taste like snozberries but the dingleberries tasted like shit!"
"My girlfriend asked me why we don't make love like they do in the movies.. So I ripped off her clothes, fucked her in the ass and came in her eye. I guess we don't watch the same movies."
"GOD: They scared enough? ANGEL: Not yet GOD: You got Trump running? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Hurricane? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Ok, send in the clowns."
"I spent an hour explaining how WiFi works to my dad and my dog. The dog gets it."
"Whoops, wrong sub"