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Joke of the Day
"How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas? When there is no ""L"""
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"If I stalked you any harder, you'd be a missing person."
"""Grandpa, when did you know grandma was the one?"" When her sister dumped me."
"What is the definition of ""moon""? The past tense of ""moo""!"
"A double entendre walks into a bar..."
"It's amazing how patiently people will wait in line behind you when you're buying tampons."
"What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel? IM Groot. : D Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvlj1u9S258"
"After our house burnt down, the police said it could be someone we know... My wife and I had one question. ""Could it be arson?"""
"TRIVIA TIME: What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie? Parkinson's."
"Why your convertible is like the best girlfriend you've ever had (1) She enjoys when you're inside her (2) She squeals when you're going hard and fast (3) She takes her top off whenever you ask"