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Joke of the Day

"I like to cover my tracks by ending all my Google searches with the word ""hypothetically"""

"At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!"

"What did zero say to eight? Nice belt."

"All of my friends call me SAT prep Because no one ever does me... :("

"Imagine how confusing it would be if Ms. Pac-Man didn't like hair bows."

"Q: What's the difference between roast beef & pea soup? A: Anyone can roast beef."

"This mallard waddled into a bar... Should've ducked."

"""Will this ever feel less awkward?"" - whoever is waking up beside Michael Cera right now"

"Two cannibals are eating a clown One turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"" The other one replies ""Yeah, it kinda does."" Two days later they both died of food poisoning."

"Colonel Mustard invited me to the library to check out his candlestick collection, but I dunno... I got a bad feeling."