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Joke of the Day

"Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door."

"2 cats are trying to cross a river... The first cat is named ""One Two Three"", and the second cat is named ""Un Deux Trois"". Only 1 survives, which one? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois cat sank."

"What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common? They both can't get to first base!"

"Think of a movie title and change one of the words in said movie title to 'slut' e.g. Lord of the rings the return of the slut."

"Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney"

"You can't spell ginger... without nigger"

"What do you do after making too many cheese puns on r/jokes? Goudaff Reddit."

"I accidently put my USB through the washing machine It's still works, but it's really clean now. All the porn is gone."

"What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak."

"A proctologist quit his job.. He was tired of being the butt of the joke."