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Joke of the Day

"Wayne LaPierre, head of the NRA, gets on a podium and encourages all black men in America to buy guns to protect themselves from white guys with guns. Just kidding."

"What does a chicken call its backpack? A BokBok..."

"A headbanger guitar is best made of heavy metal"

"An Irish man walks on the street and ignores a bar... Muahahaha, like that's possible!"

"School is like a boner It's long and hard unless you're asian."

"Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old."

"Did you like www.flower.com? Not at first....but it grew on me!"

"What do you get when you mix birth Control and Lsd? A good trip without kids."

"He and I were best friends and roommates, so sex was never on the table. It was always on the couch, the bed, and the floor. Come on, we *eat* there."

"It's OK if you don't like my personality,,, I've got others."