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Joke of the Day

"The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all."

"What's the difference between a politician and a bucket of shit? The bucket."

"What do lightning bolts do when they laugh? -They crack up"

"What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces? The US elections."

"What do you call a man who gives a woman the illusion of entitlement? A Husband..."

"I had the shingles on my house redone, and the contractor lied to me about his pricing. I was expecting it to be done for free; he said it was going to be on the house."

"Did you hear about the soldier who had the entire left side of his body blown off? He's all right!"

"My doctor said I have high cholesterol Because my dick is too fat"

"What did a black twin called his brother before they're born? Inmates"

"What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery? Amazon'"