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Joke of the Day
"I was driving down a street with a magician He turned into a driveway"
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"What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on? An unaware wolf."
"The name of a cow trying to be a Knight... Sir Loin."
"""I decided I wanted to be a ninja so I googled ""Ninja School"", followed the link and the page could not be found. Well played, Ninja School"""
"Misery loves company. And from what I can tell, the company she loves is the one where I work."
"Q: What kind of snake is it good to have on a car? A: Windshield vipers."
"Why sharks are afraid to borrow money from other sharks! Because they are not just sharks, they are loan sharks!"
"The joke of 2016 Trump"
"What are the similarities between feminists and hobos? They both ask for change and never get any."
"Jokes on jokes Why did the cabbage whistle? Because it saw the salad dressing"