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Joke of the Day

"I want to open a gay poker bar. And call it ""The space of AIDS"""

"I'm writing a research paper on banning shredded cheese in supermarkets and instead only selling cheese is large blocks. The title is ""Make America Grate Again."""

"What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge? A paradox."

"How did the hipster burn their lips? They ate the pizza before it was cool"

"If laughter was the best medicine... Your face would cure the world!"

"EU wants to congratulate US for their free healthcare.. .. because you did vote for Bernie didn't you?"

"Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows!"

"I'm going to confess my love to this sore throat so it'll be gone when I wake up in the morning."

"the smiley face :) emoticon was invemted becuase, for som reason, peopel are no longer comfortabel with using the words ""i am happy"""

"They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer.... So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him."