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Joke of the Day
"I want to open a gay poker bar. And call it ""The space of AIDS"""
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"Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis? Nobody in the government does their job."
"""Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?"""
"""Bitches ain't shit"" - Saint Valentine's last words."
"Computers teach us 3 healthy daily habits... read/write and Run"
"What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? Looks like his Korea is over."
"Just want to thank my mailman for delivering my recycling directly to my house."
"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on its head. That was on South Park last night and made me lose it."
"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtian."
"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks."