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Joke of the Day

"Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows!"

"Please make sure ""to"" put your air quotes around the right words"

"Every time Beyonce types out her name, she has to google ""Pokemon"" and then copy/paste the ""e""."

"What's white, red, black, blue, and doesn't like sex??? The 9 yr old in my trunk!!!"

"Old people love My grandma rubbed butter on granddad's feet when he was ill. He went downhill fast after that."

"Why does the NSA hate the winter? They got snowed in."

"Did you hear about the famous nudist? He wanted more exposure."

"How many bottles of beer does it take to kill someone? One, if you throw it hard enough."

"When my time comes, I'd like to die nice and peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather... But not screaming in terror like his passengers."

"What's in an STD salad? green pees"