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Joke of the Day
"why does everyone scream when they see you? because your ugly!"
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"Best internet joke in a long time Frontier Communications"
"I was working at the orange juice factory But I got canned couldn't concentrate"
"I went up to Serena Williams. I said, ""Serena, what's your favourite planet?"" She said, ""It's Venus."" I said, ""Oh sorry, Venus, what's your favourite planet?"""
"What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take? Polaroids."
"I imagine a few times before he got it right, Jesus turned water into wine coolers."
"If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry Vegans... ...don't worry about it. They're too weak to hurt you."
"What do you say to a Female comedian who has just had a miscarriage? ""You should work on your delivery""."
"I need to order faster internet then :D Lag makes you violent, not the games :D"
"I heard a guy complaining how expensive his wedding is costing him. Boy, he is gonna be real pist when he finds out how much his divorce is going to cost"