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Joke of the Day

"Hospital... A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ""No change yet."""

"What do you call a smart blonde? A mircale"

"What's a one way streets favorite band? One Direction"

"Zombie Apocalypse has begun... Man, it's hectic out there. I've killed like 6 zombies already. How's everyone else holding up? Anyone know why they all have bags of candy?"

"Did you hear about the suicide bomber that became a Youtube sensation? He never thought he'd blow up like this."

"When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky. They're always 20 years behind everything. Mark Twain"

"We won't know we've truly made it as a society until computers in movies stop making beeping noises"

"Getting grey hair hurts less when you say you're sprouting tinsel instead."

"doctor: your test results have come patient: what does it say? doctor : but first , what is your zodiac sign? patient: cancer, but why ? doctor : what a coincidence !"

"Nobody is saving anything on car insurance. We're all being ripped off."