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Joke of the Day
"Your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. It takes an average of 70-80 years."
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"If your tweet gets stolen and posted on Facebook... It's your own fault for not making it offensive enough!"
"My son asked my wife what true love was ""It's spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'll miss them"""
"One of my favourite things is Pork Souvlaki on a Pita But it's hard to get the animal rights activists to stay still"
"PIRATE CORN: $12/DOZEN"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 but how did they get in there?"
"I may or may not have just tried unlocking the wrong car for 15 minutes."
"Since the world is doing reposts. ""Knock knock"" you: ""Who's there?"" me: ""hoo"" you: ""Who's hoo?"" me: ""What're you, an owl?"""
"How do you make a witch pregnant? Fuck her!"
"I'm good at turning on. .. Electronics"