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Joke of the Day
"If something rolls off of my plate... I eat it first, as punishment for trying to run away."
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"What do you call a mound of dirt that is uneducated? A Hillbilly"
"Dude you hear about the drug lab explosion? It was a real meth."
"Being a baker is a great side-job... ...especially when I knead the dough."
"""Follow me!"" Me: Don't tell me what to do, ERIC!!! (Me at an exercise class)"
"Did you hear about the Native American who tried to drink 200 cups of tea? He nearly drowned in his own tea pee"
"I'm not religious, but avocados are proof of a benevolent creator."
"What's grosser than gross? When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!"
"Blue Elephant How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? Choke it until it becomes blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun."
"Fero's Law states that if your hands can be wet before you're introduced to someone, they will be."