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Joke of the Day

"Fero's Law states that if your hands can be wet before you're introduced to someone, they will be."

"A Day in Court"

"I lost my watch at a party the other night It fell in my drink. I guess it's drinking time."

"Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth? A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics how to ruin the people!"

"The guy who played Wolverine had a pet sea cow and it was stolen... It was a crime against Hugh's manatee!"

"If I must die someday, I hope it's in a burrito avalanche."

"Tower: Cannot read you say again! Pilot: Again!"

"My girlfriend doesn't want to drop acid with me. She's acting like a basic bitch."

"My wife complained that I never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger. Apparently, it was the wrong one."

"What's the difference between meat and chicken? If you beat your chicken it dies."