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Joke of the Day

"Dude you hear about the drug lab explosion? It was a real meth."

"The new season of House of Cards will be nothing compared to what lies ahead with President Trump!"

"Bought a Clap-On Clap-Off light for my bedroom Nearly gave the hooker a seizure during a rough session."

"a murder of crows, a pride of lions, a virgin of gamers"

"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."

"Sorry for nicking your car w/my door, but you didn't leave much room. It's small, but I circled it with my key so you could find it."

"The best revenge is to kidnap your enemy, tie him up, then pop bubble wrap in front of him and make him watch."

"Naming your cat ""Whiskers"" is like naming your kid ""Eyebrows."""

"After a long journey Frodo and Sam arrive to return the One Ring to the fires of Mt. Doom Frodo: Dude dont be mad, but I forgot the receipt"

"I just paid 400 for a cup. What a mug."