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Joke of the Day
"Dude you hear about the drug lab explosion? It was a real meth."
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"Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene."
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"Kid: What's this? Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin? M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch? M: ..."
"I'm not all that interested in Astronomy but, I really dig Uranus."
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