65480
Joke of the Day
"What's grosser than gross? When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!"
Next Joke
"What do you call a black guy who sells flowers? A florist."
"Aww... Nuts What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth *I'll see myself out...*"
"They tell you to wear layers on a day like this, but I always end up uncomfortably warm in this suit of lasagna."
"I thought removing a snail's shell would make it faster... Turns out, it only makes it more sluggish."
"What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage? Garbage gets thrown out."
"Who makes the best milkshakes ever? Michael J. Fox."
"My friends hate I when I use smiley faces. They're just childish xD"
"The general rule is that you shouldn't ride an elevator during a fire, but I mean, talk about a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity"
"What does a rock do all day? Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)"