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Joke of the Day

"Was having a problem with one of my contact lenses. Fortunately, my wife had the solution."

"What's the difference between light and hard? You can still fall asleep with the light on!"

"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose??? Full"

"A very busty woman whispers to me ""I want you to tell me if these look real"" my eyes widen, then she takes out pictures of the moon landing"

"Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring? The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D"

"I've always had a problem finishing what I've started..."

"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky"

"""I'm liking where this is going"" I said, pointing to a potato chip making its way toward my face."

"Did you know pigeons die after they have sex At least the one I fucked did Edit:Apparently this is not a new joke..Its new to me"

"Why can't you fight an accountant ? They'll always out number you!"