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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into a woman's ass"
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"Forgetting to close my tab at the bar isn't as costly as forgetting to close tabs on my computer at home."
"My co-worker was accused of flipping off the boss. I told HR that it couldn't have been him because he never lifts a finger to do anything."
"The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense... Then a wigwam and a tepee walked into the bar and I left quickly. Things had gotten too tense."
"What do you say to someone who studied media at university? Can I have fries with that please?"
"'I know a black person' - White people"
"Why are clothes so expensive? I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked."
"If you're anxious and you know it...Clasp your hands."
"What does a white supremacist eat on their birthday? ........ A KKKake. I'll just see myself out now."
"I like my fractions with me on top, and a common yourmominator on bottom."