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Joke of the Day
"Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth? He wanted to smoke a joint!"
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"What do you call a research facility in the middle east? Darpa Darpa"
"I really wish my twitter crush would scream out my name instead of 'hey you' every time he catches me in the tree in his front yard."
"Just found out I've been using my Britta pitcher wrong for the last 2 months #nofilter"
"What do nuns do when they're horny? They cum to Jesus."
"When Michael Jackson's son was born, he asked the doctor, ""How soon can we have sex?"" The doctor replied, ""At least wait till he's 13."""
"Why do rednecks hate math? Integration."
"Why was the beaver homeless? He just couldn't give a dam."
"I was thinking about becoming a Muslim, I met a guy online that told me I could get a free vest if I signed up."
"What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? A private tooter"