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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a research facility in the middle east? Darpa Darpa"
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"What was the last thing Hitler said to his men, before they got into their tanks? Men, get into your tanks."
"A vulture carrying two dead raccoons tries to board an airplane... and the flight attendant says, ""I'm sorry, sir. You're only allowed one carrion."""
"I RT you, you ignore me I fav you, you ignore me I ignore you, you ignore me This seems to be working out well for us"
"My friend left his laptap on the floor in my living room. My other friend thought it was a scale. Conclusion: She weighs $950."
"A fish asked a lobster why he gets boiled alive The lobster replied ""your face looks boiled"" The fish says ""I guess you can't be roasted"""
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
"Think of how old we're gonna feel when Honey Boo Boo dies from an overdose."
"How do you know if someone is a vegetarian? Don't worry, they will let you know as soon as they can"
"What do you call a Spanish soccer player with no legs? Grassy-ass"