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Joke of the Day

"When Michael Jackson's son was born, he asked the doctor, ""How soon can we have sex?"" The doctor replied, ""At least wait till he's 13."""

"What do wearing Crocs and receiving a blowjob have in common? It feels great at first, and then you look down and realize you're gay."

"What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a blender."

"What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town? A bumblegee"

"Just discovered an app that tells you which one of your friends is stupid. It's called Facebook."

"Imagine if every Sunday all your friends decided to only speak in a foreign language. That's how I feel during football season."

"We now have TWO Wawa's by the interstate. The one on the east side of I4 is not so bad. But the other one, whoa. It's the Wawa West over there."

"Adding ""and sh!t"" to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and sh!t."

"Ill tell you what I know about Dwarves Very little"

"Ugly is such an ugly word. If you must describe me I'd prefer if you used the term ""handsomely-challenged"""